Not as smart or funny as he thinks he is.

Antoni Buccini

Wears an inappropriately short dressing gown.

Mark Tureck

Jared ‘you owe me for that coffee five months ago’ Hill

Phoebe Chandler

Allergic to the sun.

Tilly Hill

I beat him at table tennis and he’s still bitter about it.

Oliver Phillips

Could be really pretty if he made an effort.

Rosie Hill

Don't laugh at his dad jokes. It only encourages him.

Bella Pinto

Alcohol just makes him even more irritating.

Oscar Dell’Anna

Jared Hill. No volume control.

Kimberly Broom

He watches really weird videos on Youtube.

Hannah Phillips

His mum still buys his underpants.

Ruby Stevenson

He once made me laugh. Just the one time.

Joel McCluskey

He drinks Huel all in one go, like a pelican. It’s gross.

Han Craig